January 2012
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So.
Spending my new years eve cleaning the house because my mom apparently will literally freak out if I dont. Yeah, you guys wish you could clean houses during new years eve. Psh. Happy New Years Eve everyone and BE SAFE! Too many people are dying lately and I really dont want anyone else to. (:
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My sex/porn/sexual quest/horny adventure time is over for now. OH YEAHH.
Dec 31st
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1 tag
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Dec 31st
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